NEW YEAR'S EVE.

this is going to be on some epic shit.
fucking Ghislain Poirier & Sixtoo, aka, the dudes we've been listening to since we were 14. this is at the Coda. this is how it goes down:
10-12 = Hoverduder on the lazershooter
midnight = champagne and histeria
12:01 - 3 = Sixtoo & Ghislain tag teaming. oh yes.

butbutbutbut, as we all know, these dudes party with flamethrowers and other assorted devices, so the loft party is hapenning. more Six&Ghis from 3h30 to 5h30, then Hov tag teams with the Blingmod! fresh from SF and Hawaii, dude will be on killing duty from 5h30 to 7h30

one for the history booooookkkkkkssssss
holler at some dudes for adress of loft party.

news

so one of the lazerdudes (robophonics) left for nicaragua today. duder will only be back in a month. but no worries, hovatron will stick around and make sure hyphy and lazer rap are still played in a belligerent semi-coherent manner. expect snapped necks and busted bass bins.


this is what Nicaragua looks like.

...and this is what we have:


it's cool though, as this friday hovahov officially starts running game on the weekly at Sing Sing with Rhys Taylor, until the homie Blingmod gets back from Hawaii (do I even NEED to post a picture of THAT shit???). so friday come eat good food, drink good drank and get warmth from lazer heat rays.



big shit is planned for new year's eve, stay tuned.

Serious Reggae Soundsystem @ Zoobizarre

last megasoid party of the year
+scottish lazers
+lachine lazers
+megasoid remix action

fire fire fire fire fire fire fire

The Fredge Grows Older

fred is the dude
kopshop is the shit
sing sing is dope

GOOD LIFE x WEAPONSHOUSE CHRISTMAS PARTY

tell your mans and peoples.

Bass Culture Six @ Zoobizarre

ninja's finest and weaponshouse are bringing in the heavy artilery this saturday.
MONSTER SOUNDS. PLAYED LOUD.

HOLLA DAYS

MONSTER LOFT SOUNDS!

DJs
Why,Alex,Why?
Jay Watts III
Slutsky
Alexander
Mofomatronix

tell the homies!

Tesla Fridas

the topshelf homie Blingmod who usually holds this fine Lazer Rap weekly will be away on tasering duty out in Toronto, so half of Mofomatronix and Ninja Tune's finest, Tashish, will hold down the fort. Hovatron will be going from hip hop to full frontal lazer mode in a few hours and tash will serve up what she does best : amazing beats of all flavours.

meanwhile, other other half of mfmtrnx, Robophonics, will be at home cranking those term papers.

Cheap drinks, cheaper food, free sounds.

PEEP GAME!

DEATHSET!!!!!!NOVEMBER 17TH!!!!DIVAN ORANGE.

some of the coolest dudes on the planet are playing in montreal for the first time on saturday. The DeathSet are a lofi punk duo from Baltimore. they will destroy your face.
we are honoured to say we will be playing after them, trying to hold our own and make everyone listen to the latest Kinfold and Federation joints.
LOFI PUNK VS LAZER RAP.
THIS IS GOING TO BE INSANE.
and this shit will end at around 1am. So all must jump in cabs, whips, drunktrains, teleportation devices, etc. and go to the Zoobizarre afterwards, where the Megasoid homies and the ultimate dude, Blingmod, are returning to their monthly spot. If you haven't experienced these dudes yet, please get on the level.


The DeathSet - Listen To This Collision
it's an aiff, might take a while to load/download

peep game.

Bass Culture 5 @ Zoobizarre

No, the lean hasn't taken a hold of your brain, Ghislain is in fact playing Bass Culture next week.

Dude is on some serious next level shit and just released his critically acclaimed debut on Ninja Tune, No Ground Under. Top shelf lazer power featuring MCs from all around.
dude will bless us with either Djing or a laptop set.

but that's not all. Ghostbeard is one of our favourite DJs EVER. FOR SERIOUS. dude will blow your mind.

aaaand we've got one of our favourite producers cranking that hyphyjuice-fueled laptop set as Blingmod. you've probably seen him recently play all the tunes you secretely love alongside Sixtoo, at record launch parties, crev spot jumpoffs and art vernissages.

TRIPPIN ROBOS AND KICKING HOBOS.

marathon recap.

ok, so the last few days have been a fucking marathon.
here's a quick rundown.

wednesday = Telephasic Workshop went down at Esperanza. dudes ares still trying to figure out whether we'll do it again, as bringing decks over and everything might not be worth the trouble. also, wierd technical difficulties meant we didn't get to play any vinyl.

thursday = heavy motherfuckers from T-dot Loetech bruised the Saphir bass bins, and mofomatronix was on deck fucking everyone's game up with shit along the lines of Modeselektor and Lil Jon. what it do.

friday = dudes were humbled as they shared the stage with the ninja homies Tashis and Luv. they are seriously next level when it comes to the tunes they play at their monthly, the Ninja Tune Clockout. peep game at the casa del popollo every last friday of the month! dual-laptop turbolazer shit was unleashed. dancefloor (& monitor) go boom.

saturday = holy shit. I don't know where to begin with this. two of the best and heaviest DJs from England playing on the biggest soundsystem in the fucking city = Hatcha&Benga at Nice Music was a motherfucking rave. that shit was seriously next level. inspiring mixing and selection. crank that techno-influenced dubstep!
also, mofomatronix threw a pretty fucking dumb illegal afterhours party in the back room of the thrift store on parc ave. People went dumb & hyphy despite the bitch monitor and the MIA Hyphy Juice (we'll break it out @ Bass Culture, duders!) so many people. such great homies. thank you every one


now we sleep.
come peep game on november tenth for the 5th edition of Bass Culture, dudes.
Ghostbeard, aka best Dancehall DJ you've ever heard + TBA = this is going down.

HYPHY JUICE

MOTHERFUCKERS PLEASE.
24 crate of Hyphy juice = ordered.
FIRST COME FIRST SWERVE, HOMIES!

this is going down on saturday, in a thrift store near you.
go turbo

HATCHA AND BENGA LOFT DESTROYER

Nice Music and MTL Sub Syndicate present;
Hatcha and Benga
Oct. 27 @ Nice Music warehouse
-------------------------------------

we've scored one of the dopest soundsystems to be found in the area code, or any of the surrounding ones come to think of it, and are bringing in the two people most likely to bruise the piknik's speakers for real. dope sound, dope bass, dopest dubstep dj's/producers out there, and some pretty damn cool homies from montreal.

need i say more?

didn't think so.
see you then.

Tickets $12.50 from Jamcan, Moog, Off the Hook and Nice Music

CRANKTHATTURBOZOMBIEHALLOWEENPARTY!

This is one for the history books, folks.
on Saturday, October 27th, the Halloween party to end all Halloween parties jumps to hypervision.

in the back room of a thrift store. with dope DJs from around Montreal. FREE!
dudes, please. know the score.

Bass Culture 4!!

sometimes I wonder if I'm retarded.
BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE SO ARE YOU

SATURDAY OCTOBER 13TH! GO DUMB! GET STUPID! FULLON RETARD!
lazers or 3d-goggles? BOTH MOTHERFUCKER, BOTH.

Telephasic Workshop @ Le Cagibi

duders,
Hovatron and his radio homie, Jean, will be spinning the best in psychedelic, fuzzy, laid back, dark (?), ambient and metaphysical (!) hip hop and downtempo at the Cagibi cafe, formely known as Esperanza, at the corner of St-Viateur and St-Laurent. will co-Bass Culture-ite Robophonics join in on the fun and bring some more of that Anticon/Warp/Mush goodness?

well you'll just have to come out on the Wednesday, October 24th in order to find out.


see you there.

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SATURDAY NIGHT!

every motherfucker better have this dance down PAT on saturday night.

Zoobizarre 2nd Anniversary

The zoo is turning two next week. Dudes got invited to kill shit along with homies Ivory Temple (Baile MTL) and l'Etiquette (Sharp a l'os). Come celebrate two years of killing brain cells and doing stuff you wish you didn't remember.

LIVE LAZER GUNS.

Live recording done at the Green Room, on September 21st. Hovatron pushing buttons and getting dumb.

click here to download the 32-minute set, dudes.

Street Tape Vol.1

CLICK THE PICTURE FOR THE FREE MIX, DUDERS

BASS CULTURE

dudes. you know the deal.

we pack heat.
Giovanni Marks on the mic.
Tyco on the hood (while the car's still rolling).
Mofomatronix on deck.

shit be ill.

B$$KLTR2 Flyer Remix

BASS CULTURE.

Yo.
We like bass. we also like being in small rooms with a lot of people, which is why this Saturday you should come dance with us at the Zoobizarre as of 10 pm. tickets are 3$. We are also honored to have none other than motherfucking DJ Luv and Jas Na$ty as our special guests for that night. hype shit homies.

Saturday, July 14th
Zoobizarre, 6388 Saint-Hubert (Beaubien metro)
shoulder lean.